The F word

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in English language today is the word fuck. Of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as "the F word". It's the one magical word. Just by its sound, it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in English language, is derived from a German word "frichen" which means “to strike”. In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb, for instance,--"John fucks Sherley". As an intransitive verb—“Sherley fucks”. Its meaning is not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective such as--"John's doing all the fucking work", as part of an adverb--"Sherley talks too fucking much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective--"Sherley is fucking beautiful", as a noun--"I don't give a fuck", as a part of a word--"Absofuckinglutely" or "Infuckincredible", and as almost every word in the sentence--"Fuck the fucking fuckers". As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck" as in these examples describing situations such as

• Fraud -- I got fucked with this used car a lot.
• Dismay -- Oh! Fuck it.
• Trouble -- I guess I am really fucked now.
• Aggression -- Don't fuck with me, buddy.
• Difficulty -- I don't understand this fucking question.
• Inquiry -- Who the fuck was that?
• Dissatisfaction -- I don’t like what the fuck is going on here.
• Diffidence -- He is a fuck off.
• Dismissal -- Why don’t you go outside and play "hide and go fuck yourself"?

I am sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word? We say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. So use this word loudly and proudly!!!

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