Monday, October 01, 2007

The Timeline

1984 : Stepped on some strange planet called the earth. I experienced desperation. “This place is oversubscribed.”

1989 : Deliberately pushed my younger brother from some height. He happened to break one of his bones. I experienced elation. “As per my expectations, bones are indeed not strong.”

1990 : Threw a brick at my mate’s face. His evasive actions took some time and his skull spilled some deep red liquid. I experienced composure. “Even the skulls are not strong!”

1990 : Got drowned in deep water in an attempt to gauge its depth. I experienced apathy. “Water riding into the lungs doesn’t spare room for anything. Not even for hope.”

1992 : Got introduced to porn. I experienced excitement. “That was one heck of a discovery.”

1997 : Kissed a girl for the first time. I experienced disappointment. “Expectations don’t help the cause.”

1998 : Modified the contents of checked examination papers and conned the teachers into awarding me brownie marks. I experienced deception. “Conning a man is after all not such a difficult job.”

2002 : Fought for a disloyal man. I experienced betrayal. “The species that is the biggest threat to the existence of mankind is man himself.

2002 : Arranged a bitter quarrel between two lovebirds. I experienced bloody-mindedness. “A combination of wicked intention and stealth action can produce vicious results.”

2002 : Spent three consecutive days without food under arguably unavoidable circumstances. I experienced satisfaction. “Can that be called developing appetite for hunger?”

2003 : Entered IIT. I experienced despondence. “Journey is a few million times more fun than destination.”

2005 : Spent a couple of months in countryside England. I experienced independence. “An independent mind is the reservoir of unprecedented success.”

2006 : Spent a couple of months in a cauldron-like environment in a steel plant. I experienced strength. “Watching liquid iron flow makes one realize the power of man.”

2006 : Read The Fountainhead. I experienced peace. “A man is only as productive as he allows himself to be.”

2007 : Attained tranquility. I experienced salvation. “Peace is what we seek; effort is what we lack.”

6 comments:

Unknown said...

some time i was discussing on yahoo messenger that ill be writing about sum of my mischivious (ignore the speeling) activities in scholol and u said that ull be writing sumthing similar. is this that post....
anyways, nicely written....
a kiss in class 8 , gr88888

Abhishek said...

yes, i do remember that day...i actually wrote this piece for my about-me on orkut...thought of posting it on my blog...
btw, it was class 7 :P

Pravin said...

You started watching porn at the age of 8? Whoa.

Final year now? Or DD?

Abhishek said...

People find it difficult to believe but it is, contrary to all beliefs, true...

Final year and dual degree student...

Mridul Mohan Gupta said...

I always knew that! ppl watching porn since so early 'have' to be cool! ;P

kt said...

nice blog.... i am just trying to put all the piece together....but nt able to figure out...who was the grl..help me out..