A common ME

So here I am talking about a common ME. Though I have never given it a deep thought, I feel I can certainly give it a try. First of all, few quote describing ME:-

• It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose.
• Sacrificing cheesy ideas for greater achievements is not a bad exchange offer. The higher you think, the more you get.
• Crushing the pigmies doesn’t make you a winner. Challenge the strongest giants in the business to know how good you are.
• Having contacts all around is the most sarcastic (but not the easiest) way of showing your authority and power.
• If you can't dream, don't sleep. Instead, remain awake and enjoy a pint of beer in the nearby bar.

I believe you have had enough of philosophy tutorials. If you couldn't get those lines, better leave reading the following lines. On the other hand, if you find ME interesting enough, you may go ahead and enjoy ME. There are quite a few things to share with you. (Most) people think I am too arrogant and egoistic. I don’t disagree. Ask those who know me a bit better. They know I can be a great friend if they can handle the restless soul inside me. I have never been a great "chooser" of friends. Result-> wounds and pain. (Isn't that obvious?). So don't feel absurd if I say that you are just an acquaintance to me. The idea of learning-from-mistakes has always flirted with me and more often than not, it has led to the same result -> wounds. But I think I have grown enough to be rational. Yes, it is the past that builds the future but one can't keep licking his wounds and regret his deeds. It is better to move forward and look for new people and new opportunities. So the whole idea is to learn the lessons and move ahead.(mind you, I have learnt this stalwart art just a few days ago) People say that it is a careless attitude (do you think the same way???) but who cares!!! At least, I don't. If you keep thinking about the rubbish stuff going through others' minds, it is inevitable that you would lose your mental balance one day. Talking about the rubbish stuff in others' minds, the best (or worst?) example would be the Profs (especially in IITD). They say what they know without caring about their practical use. And the worst part of their job is that they (try to) inject those fucking shits in our minds. As far as I am concerned, there is a sea of far more important lessons to learn outside the classroom. Experience is the best teacher one would ever come across.

Some (may be most) people look for quick success. Sadly, I am one of those poor chaps. Despite knowing that there is no shortcut to success, I have always fallen prey to it. And after every single failure while attempting those shortcuts, I have blamed the ill fate and bad luck for the failures. And if I tasted success while following those shortcuts (though there have been very few successful moments), I have devoted those to my long sightedness and intelligence. Surprisingly, everybody around me has always believed in what I said and did. Yes, it is true that the more sins you confess, the more books you sell. But the honest confession is that whatever positive has happened to me has been sheer good luck and all those failures have been the result of my inability to cope up the pressure and faltering when it mattered most. I am learning to take responsibility of my deeds.

Nevertheless, there are people who think I am quite friendly and humorous. Here is a person who has helped people out of their darkest days (and nights as well!!) and will continue to do so for eons. (See, I have a positive side as well!!!) But, it is not in ME's nature to be forgiving. So, people who have tried to act smart against me have been hit on their faces. (Do you want to know the names???). But I know what I do is correct and I have no regrets. I have few aims in my life and I believe I can achieve them (without good luck playing any part).In between, I enjoy my life to the fullest and I expect the same from you. It is already half past four in the night (I think it is morning now) and the strangle hold of sleep is tightening up. So good bye and have a great time ahead. Cheers!!!